Some Notes

These are some notes I compiled from some of my fellow’s tweets and texts I consider great to share. J

@rwnabd: Dan menurut saya, budaya agama yg bersifat pemborosan tidak perlu dilestarikan. E.g. : Apa hubungannya berebut gunungan dgn mengingat Muhammad SAW?

@agusetia: udan ngene enake kemulan karo roso cemburumu dik, anget lan rodo panas.

@premanGank: 2013 kurang2in lah geng pacaran di timeline dan di pinggir flyover.

@DENNYCLEAR: Indonesia adalah tempat di mana kekerasan dalam film kena censor, tapi disturbing picture dipake untuk pengajaran tertib lalu lintas.

@autocorrects: Rules for texting a girl: don’t take 40 minutes to reply, use good grammar, ask questions, use the J face.

@BeHappyWoman: Kita kerja sbg job jika kejar uang, sebagai karir jika kejar promosi, tapi sbg calling jika anggap it punya makna yang berarti.

@yayasvespa: Alcohol doesn’t answer the questions, but at least it forgets the answer.

@damnitstrue: She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she’s just really good at lying.

@pandji: AS ngaku mau bantu perdamaian Israel-Palestina itu kayak perusahaan rokok mau bantu yayasan kanker.

@philo_quotes: Plant and your spouse plants with you. Weed and you weed alone. –Rousseau

@philo_quotes: The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. –Nietzche

@sneaking_jeans: Universe owes me much. Very much indeed. One day it’ll pay me back fully. I’m calculating the bill.

@mautirtsalbert: always remember, don’t make decisions when you’re angry and don’t make promises when you’re happy.

@ComedyTruth: Student+Dying: Studying

@KeajaibanHidup: Cinta bukan ttg berapa lama kamu telah mengenal seseorang, tapi ttg seseorang yang buat kamu tersenyum sejak kamu mengenalnya.

@philo_quotes: The hottest love has the coldest end. –Socrates

@JogjakartaKeras: Dolanan temon ngenteke duwit. Mending dolanan duwit nekake temon.

@sneaking_jeans: Seharusnya sih dengan letting go kita attracting. Tapi easier said than done, pemirsa. Been there done that.

@AwkwardMoment: That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text.

@minicilik: Datang tampak muka, pulang tampak punggung, ga kreatip banget masak nyetatus sama muluk. Makana, belajar sama penulis.

@FactsOfSchool: Dear human, you get mad at me if I wake you, you get mad at me if I don’t. Sincerely, confused alarm clock.

@firstworldfacts: Multiple studies have shown that homework has almost no impact on academic achievement until high school.

@chawangsa: Kasih nama anak “Bangsa Indonesia” kalau pas reservasi ditanya atas nama siapa. Jawabannya atas nama Bangsa Indonesia :D

@girlsposts: Sometimes the people you think don’t want to talk to you are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.

@firstworldfacts: Seeing a horror movie on a date can cause both partners to be more interested in each other. Heart racing replicates attraction.

@ItsLifeFact: Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

@MenHumor: Whoever snuck the s in fast food is a clever bastard.

@firstworldfacts: You can extend the length of a free trial by pushing back the date on your computer.

@GoogleCrazyFact: By peeing in the shower, you can save 1,157 gallons of water a year.

@TheFunnyTeens: A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.

@firstworldfacts: The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to a heart.

@ohlovequotes: I am single because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

@ohlovequotes: Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching her.

@firstworldfacts: Women who have more men as friends than women, go through less depression and anxiety.

@firstworldfacts: Studies show homophobia is more common among people with an unannounced attraction to others of the same sex.

@reIatable: A smile is the best make-up any girl can wear.

@firstworldfacts: A hot shower can unblock a stuffy nose and help relieve cold symptoms.

@comedyortruth: My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.

@yayasvespa: Cewe tuh terkadang kaya manekin. Cantik tapi palsu :/

@theRealKiyosaki: Money is sticky. Don’t touch it! BEFORE you get it, know where you are moving it to, or it will stop, get comfortable and buy you a doodad.

@theRealKiyosaki: Would you rather have an unfair advantage or equality. If equality, go work at the post office. That’s equality, also known as socialism.

@damarwidiseta: Kecenderungan kita buat kritis bikin kita sedikit terbelenggu, gak bisa menikmati sesuatu dengan bebas. – frater #randomtuit

Weekly parikan shared by friend Kennissa:

Mesti dhemen ndelok sing ayu, ben ngilangke gawan. Every moment with u, is the sweetest one.

Njawil ben ngguyu, jarne utek ra ruwet. I will follow u, until the end of the world.

Godhong tales godhong jambu, awak nggreges yen ra nyawang sliramu.

Esuk nyuling sore nyuling, sing nyuling arek suroboyo. Esuk eling sore yo eling, sing dieling2 ra rumongso.

Adol rugos, sing tuku ayu. I am lost without you.

Nggolek mbathi karo adol kayu. Theres a gravity, that always makes me fall for you.

Tuku tiket gawe mudik, mergo ana sing ngejak kawin. There’s an electromagnetic, that always attracts us in.

Jangan bayem jangan asem, kakean nggenjot sikil njarem. Saben dino aku kesengsem, marang cahyamu sing mbikin ayem.

Mlaku2 karo ngombe susu, klambi biru, aimisyu.

Esuk nembang sore nembang, tembange asmaradana, esuk ngadhang sore ngadhang, sing diadhang ra teka2.

Masang klakson ning njobin ngisor wit waru, how can I move on when im still in love with you.

 Jirolupatnemtu, wak kaji mangan kupat telu. Kangen marang sliramu, ngawe ndasku iki ngelu.

Tuku dawet gulo jawa ngarep stadion, when we met I know u’re my final destination.

Tuku senar njaluk sing dowo, nganti modiar  aku ora bakal lilo.

Tuku sarimi malah kejepit, don’t say you love me unless you really mean it.

Enek beling rupane kencling, to be in love is something, to be loved is everything.

Ngombe jamu jamune bratawali, esemmu cen nggawe awakku lupa diri.